Hey! I'm Tom and I like spongebob and whose line and the office and y'know whatever. Anything funny will be here.

 

screenburned:

people who are in their 20 or 30s complaining about ‘kids these days’ is super funny to me, like i saw someone complaining about how kids at some pool were playing marco polo but with ‘hashtag’ ‘yolo’ and if that’s not funny to you then what the hell sucked the joy out of your life

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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underthelovetree:

tricountyinc:

69shadesofgayy:

tush:

"My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem."

I will always reblog this

Lol

This is the most beautiful fridge magnet poem. You deserve dat butt.

underthelovetree:

tricountyinc:

69shadesofgayy:

tush:

"My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem."

I will always reblog this

Lol

This is the most beautiful fridge magnet poem. You deserve dat butt.

moistbottom:

if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying

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