Hey! I'm Tom and I like spongebob and whose line and the office and y'know whatever. Anything funny will be here.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: everydayjoke)
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(Source: lonelycoast)
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word
this fucking site i swear to god
(Source: nicolasiscaged)
title of my autobiography: sorry
(Source: thosegorgeousgreeneyes)
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
Do transformers get car insurance or life insurance?
(Source: zeldas-link)
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(Source: thedailydwight)
excuse you our porn is of the finest quality
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
Reversed cotton candy eating.
HOLY SH IT WHY AM I LAUHED SO HARD AT THIS!
(Source: togifs)
